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Fairphone(-related) Jokes!

We need jokes about Fairphone! @Stefan already started:
What do you call a Fairphone which doesn’t connect to any app?
It’s SAILFISH! ba-dum tss

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Says one Fairphone Open OS to another Fairphone Open OS:
“Do you understand why that apple feels so locked up”.

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What is the difference between a Fairphone ?
Both SIM slots are the same, specially the 4G one :smile:

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Q: What’s the best approach to repair a Fairphone?
A: Piece by piece.

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“Failphone” owner: "Pff. I don’t care where things come from. I care what they can do."
Fairphone owner: *grabs his balls and raises his hand* “High five on that, bro!”
“Failphone” owner: "WTF dude!?"
Fairphone owner: “What? I thought you don’t care where things come from, just what they can do. My hand can still do a high-five, so…”

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@trust where did that joke come from??? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I have one:

Q: What’s an iPhone at the NSA?
A: An Apple SPY!

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Believe it or not, but it came out of my mind. :wink:

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I don’t want to have your mind…

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One Fairphoner to another:
A: "I’ve got to make an important call. May I-"
B: “Sure! Which part do you need?”

@Stanzi You most certainly don’t. :laughing: … thought it has its advantages to be jerky without the need for alcohol or drugs. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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A Fairphone to an iPhone:
Fairphone: "C’mon, let’s jump from this desk to see how we’re bouncing."
iPhone: "What!? Do you jerk have a screw loose somewhere!?"
Fairphone: “Possibly - not my first time, you know. ;)”

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Diskworld fans would give the Fairphone the codename “Igor”.

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Uhm … I honestly don’t get it since I don’t know Diskworld.

Q: Which operator with you are?
A: I’m with YODAfone.

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Not related to Fairphone your joke is.

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iPhoner: "You know what the “i” in “iPhone” means? It stands for internet, individual, inform, inspire, intelligent, incredible…"
Fairphoner: “Mine has a “fair” in its name. Wanna know what that stands for?”

Alternative:

iPhoner: "You know what the “i” in “iPhone” means? It stands for internet, individual, inform, inspire, intelligent, incredible…"
Fairphoner: "And if your phone was fairly traded, fairly produced and contained fairly payed labor - do you think they would have named it differently?

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It’s all about the swapping parts thing:
http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Igor

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Conjugating “to phone” in unfair and fair language:

Unfair language: | Fair language:
-----------------+---------------
iPhone           | fairphone
youPhone         | fairphone
heSheItPhones    | fairphone
wePhone          | fairphone
youPhone         | fairphone
theyPhone        | fairphone

See? Speaking fairly is a lot easier than you might think.

And if this is not a joke, then at least a lot of calls were made in it. :wink:

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Fairphone 2: It has an AUX-connector!

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Fairphone! It won’t bust into flames.

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:flag_fr: fairphone, le phone à tout faire !
(comme la barre de faire…)

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