Sadface: I don't think I'm buying another Fairphone

That’s ridiculous. A laptop that old was on Haswell, dual core 22nm. Intel released Lunar Lake on TSMC 3nm, with 4 P cores and 4 E cores. It’s easily twice as fast in single core speed and ten times as fast in multi core. Arrow Lake is 8P 16E, something like thirty times faster in multicore, but for higher tdp parts