Q: Which operator with you are?
A: I’m with YODAfone.
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Not related to Fairphone your joke is.
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iPhoner: "You know what the “i” in “iPhone” means? It stands for internet, individual, inform, inspire, intelligent, incredible…"
Fairphoner: “Mine has a “fair” in its name. Wanna know what that stands for?”
Alternative:
iPhoner: "You know what the “i” in “iPhone” means? It stands for internet, individual, inform, inspire, intelligent, incredible…"
Fairphoner: "And if your phone was fairly traded, fairly produced and contained fairly payed labor - do you think they would have named it differently?
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Conjugating “to phone” in unfair and fair language:
Unfair language: | Fair language:
-----------------+---------------
iPhone | fairphone
youPhone | fairphone
heSheItPhones | fairphone
wePhone | fairphone
youPhone | fairphone
theyPhone | fairphone
See? Speaking fairly is a lot easier than you might think.
And if this is not a joke, then at least a lot of calls were made in it. 
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Fairphone 2: It has an AUX-connector!
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Fairphone! It won’t bust into flames.
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fairphone, le phone à tout faire !
(comme la barre de faire…)
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What do two Fairphoners say to each other?
“You hang up first!”
“No, you hang up first!”
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A Fairphone meets an old iphone:
How´s life out there while aging not being able to keep up with new phone techniques
and have increasing afflictions ?
iphone: Quite boring and sad, no one´s there needing or taking care of you. Leaving you alone in a dark drawer with
your afflictions waiting to pass away.
What about you, what do you expect what aging will bring to you?
Fairphone: Well, I´m eager to feel the new advanced camera module working and also the brand new NFC extension.
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It was only a unofficial field test - now they know it didn´t pass, dumped the crap and moved on to get the $8 rolling that´s how “Improving on perfection” is done today 
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It just works…!
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Unfortunately I have to fully agree.
But here in Germany the car thing is going a bit more subtle.
About 2009 there was stated a form of crisis going on. So the government and car manufacturers lured car owners to get rid of their cars to have a discount on a new German car model. Many have done so.
Now only a few years later (considering 2015) again an issue with diesel powered cars. same game, sell (dump) the (not so old) crap and buy the latest (diesel) technique with a noticeable discount.
In a few years I am most sure, as soon as the electrification cannot be held up anymore there will be another flush again…
I got fed up with this money/resource wasting 8 years ago and now rather get on my bike. Don´t keep any car since then.
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Same thing in Spain (therefore I guess there should be an European regulation on cars pollution), except I’m not sure about discounts here. But I think there’s no clean solution what we can expect to solve the Industrial-age, anti-ecological idea of each person having a personal car to get them to buy their daily baguette (Spanish pun: vaguete meaning “lazy”)
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